10. The curtain is closing on Kobe's NBA career and there are no more major contracts in his future.
9. Mavericks owner Mark Cuban had too much "Dirk" on Kobe.
8. Ain't no love for pawns in this game.
7. Kobe kept leaving the cap off the toothpaste.
6. Vanessa's hands were tired from all that digging.
5. It's only so long that a Trophy Wife can pretend.
4. Vanessa has dreamed of being on Basketball Wives for the longest.
3. A woman must have a code.
2. Why stay married to the cow when you can have the milk for free.
And the Number One reason why Vanessa Bryant Filed for Divorce: "You gotta let a ho be a ho."
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Number "Won", Hoes is winning!
Lol & true, #5
"It's only so long that a Trophy Wife can pretend."
I like # 5
Lol. "Vanessa's hands were tired from all that digging."
Is the issue: The women are gold diggers or the dudes are just stupid as hell?
I guess Kobe and some of these other athletes never watched Eddie Murphy Raw.
How about, #11:
self-preservation and Aids/HIV protection from his pussylust?
Isn't it funny that when a man have sex indiscriminately with whatever hole is available he is called swave, macho, "the man," and other ego enhancing titles yet when a woman does the same she is a whore or worst should she decided not to tolerate his whoremoungering she is a gold digger. Life is like a crack shot in the arm isn't it?
In this day and age there is too much variety in relationship choices for a man to marry when he knows its not what he wants. There are women who would be open to him whoring around he just gotta have the balls to own his own game and declare it without apology.
When one is grown they don't have to justify their chosen way of life to anyone and those who want to participate have to know rules from the get go what its all about and make an informed decision if they want to play with the big dog on his turf on his terms and if they don't like it, they can getta stepping. Unfortunately though, seldom would you get a man that honest and up front to tell it like it is and let the chips fall where they lie.
Interesting list?
Stay blessed.
Rhapsody
#Truestory
I was surprised #1 wasn't that Kobe has had one mistress too many?
Lmao@A woman must have a code.
So Vanessa is the LA version of Omar.
"Vanessa's hands were tired from all that digging."
That's it right there.
If we could just value one another as human beings. Do unto to others...
Love isn't hard once you get outside your self.
The ego is a devil.
Love, peace and a very Merry Christmas my sweet, talented and faithful friend.
fsb
I'm with Rhapsody B on this one.
'Post written from a man's point of view, lol. Men like Kobe should not get married, then there would be no need for a trophy wife. A man gets a trophy wife, he gets to pay. Those trophies do not come cheap;)
You left off number one: Kobe is gay and she's tired of pretending she doens't know he's bisexual lolllll
Seriously, if you marry an athlete/entertainer you can't REALLY think they are gonna be faithful..even Will and Jada are swingers......she's another hoe turned housewife/goldigger than played the game right......kudos to her for silently collecting his coins b/c he was dumb enough to wife her.
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@styles4curves I don't know if Kobe's gay but I do know Vanessa played the game the way the game is supposed to be played.
@Adura Seems to be a flip side to a Trophy Wife, if a man owns millions and millions of dollars, as others can now attest.
@FSB Merry Christmas to you as well, my friend. Your words of wisdom, kindly noted.
@Val Yes. I see you ARE an avid watcher of The Wire. You picked up on that quote, nice.
@MyneWhitman The voice of reasoning. More than likely, that's the truth.
@Michelle Already.
@RhapsodyB very good points made all throughout your comments. I merely looked to find humor amid the situation although it's no laughing matter. True - society views relationships and infidelity within relationships on a whole within two different scopes. I believe you @ There are women who would be open to him whoring around he just gotta have the balls to own his own game and declare it without apology.
@Jason Probably a combination of both. I believe any man has rich as Kobe should be well aware of the consequences of his actions. And women who look like Vanessa are usually what athletes prefer, so why not get paid when it's all said and done.
@Daij Indeed
@MrTramuel Winning and winning and winning, it appears. I wonder how much money she'll walk away with. Then again, maybe Kobe can salvage his marriage before it's too late.
EVERY Ridiculously Rich-n-Famous Brutha ATHLETE should use Derek Jeter as THEIR Role-Model (WORD)
And This is ONE OF THOSE Rare Cases where actually "HO(s) BE WINNING" Though ***LMAO***
Hoes really do stay #winning!
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I hope V has more class than wanting to be on Basketball Wives, that show is lame.
But I def agree with Number 10, and although it might seem like those women have it all because they got money...I actually just feel sorry for those little girls.
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